I've been told that a boat is nothing but a hole in the water that the owner must pour an endless stream of money into.
An the happiest days of a boater's life are the day he bought the boat and the day he sold it.Seriously, though, the majority of boat owners let the boats sit and don't do him any good. The minority of boat owner use them and enjoy them and are really happy when aboard and go through withdrawals if they're away from the boat for too long. Kind of like motorcyclists!