I finally acquiesced and chose a name for my bike today, too... "Bhenchod." Given our relationship it's the only possible name I could have chosen. It seems to have cracked the guys up quite a bit, except one man with no sense of humor.
How is this the only name you could come up with? I'm not sure how much that slang is used in India but assume it could be offensive to some. I think there must be a better name for your Bullet.
Maybe I'll paint it on the tank.