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Author Topic: A few words on marriage.  (Read 1335 times)

Desi Bike

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A few words on marriage.
« on: January 26, 2013, 10:47:43 PM »
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
At first all you need is a pair of hearts and one diamond.
At the end you are in need of a club and a spade.

doh. Meant to post this in Campfire forum.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2013, 10:49:51 PM by Desi Bike »
میں نہیں چاہتا کہ ایک اچار
میں صرف اپنی موٹر سائیکل پر سوار کرنا چاہتے ہیں

REdmonton

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2013, 01:12:03 AM »
I don't have the balls to post something like that. Literally, I don't, the wife has one and the girlfriend has the other.

mplayle

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2013, 03:46:30 AM »
Don't you mean Ex-wife and Ex-girlfriend?    :o

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2013, 05:36:29 AM »
All depends on the girl you pick.  We started our marriage with two hearts, no diamonds, and I hope I won't ever need any of the other stuff. 

For some perspective, we were pretty broke when we go married.  She was in school and I had sold my bikes years ago when I went back to school.  She kept telling me to go get a bike, I said we didn't have the money.  The day she called me to tell me she had accepted a job offer I told her congratulations and I was going to be home late, had to go bike shopping.  She's a keeper.

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Desi Bike

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2013, 02:48:33 PM »
I was happily married for two years, totally married for twelve years. Finally got my papers signed off the other day. $170,000 later. I have my bike and my kids, the three most important things in life.
میں نہیں چاہتا کہ ایک اچار
میں صرف اپنی موٹر سائیکل پر سوار کرنا چاہتے ہیں

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2013, 03:44:50 PM »
I hope it works for you Desi. Just googled divorce rates in Canada; you guys are keeping neck and neck with us !

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2013, 07:04:47 PM »
I was happily married for two years, totally married for twelve years. Finally got my papers signed off the other day. $170,000 later. I have my bike and my kids, the three most important things in life.
I wish you the best My Desi Bhai, Enjoy the children they are indeed the most important, and Yikes I guess the Canadians are indeed as expensive in the divorce dept. ( happened to me after 15 years of marriage, March 2012 and a "Ton" of money  :-\ ) I have 2 beautiful children that matter the most, Bought the bike after the fact.
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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2013, 07:27:46 PM »
me. run off with a young gal? never! it took me 30 years to train this one.
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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2013, 02:23:44 PM »
Only one ex? What a bunch of amateurs, I'm way ahead of you guys ;D
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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2013, 05:27:13 PM »
Only one ex? What a bunch of amateurs, I'm way ahead of you guys ;D

(slow learner? lol)
میں نہیں چاہتا کہ ایک اچار
میں صرف اپنی موٹر سائیکل پر سوار کرنا چاہتے ہیں

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 05:46:43 PM »
Nah, Ya just gotta keep trying til you get it right!!
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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2013, 08:11:35 PM »
i had bikes before, during(27 years), and if she goes before me, after! no complaints other than basic marriage issue.
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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2013, 01:52:09 AM »
Nah, Ya just gotta keep trying til you get it right!!
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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2013, 04:39:17 AM »
I've been trying to get divorced for over 10 years. So I actually do have a wife and a girlfriend.

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2013, 12:14:17 PM »
I've been trying to get divorced for over 10 years. So I actually do have a wife and a girlfriend.

and no balls ?
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