A few words on marriage.

[Desi Bike]

Marriage is like a deck of cards.
At first all you need is a pair of hearts and one diamond.
At the end you are in need of a club and a spade.

doh. Meant to post this in Campfire forum.

[REdmonton]

I don't have the balls to post something like that. Literally, I don't, the wife has one and the girlfriend has the other.

[mplayle]

Don't you mean Ex-wife and Ex-girlfriend?   

 

[Ducati Scotty]

All depends on the girl you pick.  We started our marriage with two hearts, no diamonds, and I hope I won't ever need any of the other stuff. 

For some perspective, we were pretty broke when we go married.  She was in school and I had sold my bikes years ago when I went back to school.  She kept telling me to go get a bike, I said we didn't have the money.  The day she called me to tell me she had accepted a job offer I told her congratulations and I was going to be home late, had to go bike shopping.  She's a keeper.

Scott

[Desi Bike]

I was happily married for two years, totally married for twelve years. Finally got my papers signed off the other day. $170,000 later. I have my bike and my kids, the three most important things in life.

[1 Thump]

I hope it works for you Desi. Just googled divorce rates in Canada; you guys are keeping neck and neck with us !

[Bulletman]

I was happily married for two years, totally married for twelve years. Finally got my papers signed off the other day. $170,000 later. I have my bike and my kids, the three most important things in life.

I wish you the best My Desi Bhai, Enjoy the children they are indeed the most important, and Yikes I guess the Canadians are indeed as expensive in the divorce dept. ( happened to me after 15 years of marriage, March 2012 and a "Ton" of money  ) I have 2 beautiful children that matter the most, Bought the bike after the fact.

[bob bezin]

me. run off with a young gal? never! it took me 30 years to train this one.

[r80rt]

Only one ex? What a bunch of amateurs, I'm way ahead of you guys

[Desi Bike]

Only one ex? What a bunch of amateurs, I'm way ahead of you guys

(slow learner? lol)

[barenekd]

Nah, Ya just gotta keep trying til you get it right!!
Bare

[no bs]

i had bikes before, during(27 years), and if she goes before me, after! no complaints other than basic marriage issue.

[r80rt]

Nah, Ya just gotta keep trying til you get it right!!
Bare

Third time's the charm!.......I hope

[REdmonton]

I've been trying to get divorced for over 10 years. So I actually do have a wife and a girlfriend.

[gremlin]

I've been trying to get divorced for over 10 years. So I actually do have a wife and a girlfriend.

and no balls ?