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Author Topic: A few words on marriage.  (Read 1412 times)

barenekd

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2013, 05:42:38 PM »
Well, through all the practice runs, I did find the types not to marry; really genuinely stupid women, Thieves, particularly when you are the target!, Women who don't honor those premarital promises, and genuine certifiable nut cases!
I've found a pretty good one this time around, she doesn't bug me much about motorcycles and airplanes, but she gets the rest of her family to to it. That part's easy enough to handle. But she takes very good care of me. That's the part I like! I try to respond, but she's just a better person than I am, I guess!
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Craig McClure

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2013, 06:45:56 PM »
ON BIKES & MARRIAGE: I have observed that those who have one or several bikes at the time of Marriage, Have a much easier time getting another, than those who had none at the time of Marriage.
  If you are contemplating being married, be sure to already have a bike & a good dog-Then youre set.
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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2013, 08:10:33 PM »
agreed.
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Ducati Scotty

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2013, 08:34:13 PM »
+1.  And if you already have a bike and a dog and she wants you to get rid of either, find a new woman.

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2013, 09:22:30 PM »
And once you get a motorcycle and a good dog, ask yourself: do I really need a wife?

motorat

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2013, 09:33:36 PM »
put a hack on the bike, install dog....go camping, or fishing or just ride.
the dog will never complain, and where ever you are the dog will be happy to be there.
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Ducati Scotty

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2013, 10:10:41 PM »
And the right wife is equally happy to go with you or let you go on your own.

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2013, 10:14:07 PM »
Aaah but there are so few of them around...the lucky dogs have 'em already.

....And I am pretty sure they (the wives) say the same about us dogs.

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Re: A few words on marriage.
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2013, 12:01:36 AM »
3 dogs, 2 bikes and my childhood Sweetheart "grew up" on a motorcycle...so, I married her.
You'll get no complaints from me. I consider myself one of the "lucky dogs" <WOOF!> ;D
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