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Author Topic: Klingon Battle Cruiser?  (Read 339 times)

GreenForce82

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Klingon Battle Cruiser?
« on: May 03, 2013, 05:38:06 AM »
So in my many attempts to cheer myself up and make my bike more unique, since it is My last bastion of sanity and freedom and hope... it is my Pirate ship, as Jack Sparrow put it...


"That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs, but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom."

I also have a Black ACE Air Canister with a Farm and Fleet Vinyl Jolly Roger sticker on it, It looks Great too...






"And Really Bad Eggs!" ;D
« Last Edit: May 03, 2013, 05:40:56 AM by GreenForce82 »
"Counted his friends in burned-out spark plugs
and prays that he always will.

But he's the last of the blue blood greaser boys all of his mates are doing time:

Married with three kids up by the ring road
sold their souls straight down the line.

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Re: Klingon Battle Cruiser?
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2013, 08:58:31 AM »
Watch out for this guy!



(I've actually seen him in San Diego...)

baird4444

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Re: Klingon Battle Cruiser?
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2013, 03:17:49 PM »
I think maybe he lives here....
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Re: Klingon Battle Cruiser?
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2013, 06:22:00 PM »
What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.

[That one used to kill on the playground].

GreenForce, that sticker is a good reminder that us moto riders are basically "cloaked" at all times to cagers.  You need to fasten one of those Klingon curved blades to the saddle bags in case one of those Federation socker-mom's get's too close in their Ambassador-class SUV's.
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GreenForce82

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Re: Klingon Battle Cruiser?
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2013, 07:39:46 PM »
I have a Machete wedged in between the ammo cans and their struts... for hiking...

If, however I am hit by a stupid driver and it was their fault... AND I can get up... I cannot be held responsible for what I do to their vehicle or their extremities... As I will be in shock.. yeah... shock...
"Counted his friends in burned-out spark plugs
and prays that he always will.

But he's the last of the blue blood greaser boys all of his mates are doing time:

Married with three kids up by the ring road
sold their souls straight down the line.

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Re: Klingon Battle Cruiser?
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2013, 09:36:09 PM »
Motorcycle nerds AND Star Trek nerds in one place!?  Proof that this is the best board ever.

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Re: Klingon Battle Cruiser?
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2013, 09:47:35 PM »
Beam me up, Scottie!
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Re: Klingon Battle Cruiser?
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2013, 05:37:48 AM »
I just can't do it Captain.  I don't have the power!    ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Klingon Battle Cruiser?
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2013, 06:36:12 AM »
Kirk: Scotty, take us to Warp Ton.
Scotty: I kinna do it Captain, the engine will not take it.

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Re: Klingon Battle Cruiser?
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2013, 08:11:26 AM »
When I was a kid and my dad and I would go onto interstate on-ramps we would say, taking her to warp or engage etc...

the speed was the warp, we usually did about warp 7... with occasional bursts to warp 8.8 at which point we would both scream EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!

A combined love of trek and Back to the future, all while listening to Jimmy Buffett Boats Beaches Bars and Ballads...

Good Times...
"Counted his friends in burned-out spark plugs
and prays that he always will.

But he's the last of the blue blood greaser boys all of his mates are doing time:

Married with three kids up by the ring road
sold their souls straight down the line.