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Life Among the Rich
« on: May 04, 2013, 11:25:20 PM »
Doug, a very wealthy man and his wife were attending a evening party when suddenly, a beautiful young girl walked up to him and with her arms tightly wrapped around him, kissed him right on the mouth, gave him a squeeze and departed.

His wife, standing next to him angrily asked, WHO WAS THAT?

Doug casually said, "Oh her?  She's my mistress."

"Your mistress?", shouted his wife.
I will NOT tolerate this kind of behavior!  I demand a divorce, right now!"

Doug calmly said,
 "You do realize if we get divorced, the Mansion, the house at the lake, the yacht, the Roll's, your Bentley and the Lear jet will have to be sold?"

His wife frowned.
Staring across the room, she noticed a mutual wealthy friend who was standing with his wife.
As she watched, a young 20 year old girl walked up to him and gave him a kiss and a hug.

Turning to her husband she asked, "Who was that girl who just gave Bob a big kiss?"

"Oh.  That's Bob's mistress." answered Doug.

There was a long pause before Dougs wife said,
"Our  mistress is much better looking than Bob's mistress."
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Re: Life Among the Rich
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2013, 03:03:41 AM »

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Re: Life Among the Rich
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2013, 01:33:30 PM »
Lol!
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Re: Life Among the Rich
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2013, 03:15:43 PM »
Good one  ;D !
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