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High On Octane

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Dangerously Ridiculous
« on: June 21, 2013, 08:30:12 PM »
I was driving to go pick up parts today when I saw this ass clown at a stop light.  HE HAS APE HANGERS OVER THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!  Not only were his arms completely extended over his head, but because the bars are so damn long you could see his FOREARMS vibrating!  And to top it off he was on his tippy toes at the stoplight.    >:( >:( >:(   I pulled my phone out to take a pic but the light turned green.  But I was so pissed at the shear stupidity of this guy that I had to share my hatred for ape hangers and took a quick video just so you guys could see this asshole.

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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2013, 10:20:24 PM »
In some states now, the law is enforcing no handlebars above your shoulders.  I can't see how that Ape look is comfortable riding.  My hands and arms would go numb from blood loss...
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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2013, 12:45:53 AM »
Looks like a good way to get a hornet in the armpit.

Ouch!  That would take the wind out of his sails in a hurry. :)
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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2013, 01:51:21 AM »
I've come to the conclusion that some people are born with two assholes. One to crap out of and the other to think with. I'm afraid that this fellow is one of them!! ::) cochi

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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2013, 02:05:17 AM »
guess he sweats a lot... and he can't afford underarm deodorant .  wonder if he braids his arm hair?  Then that stretched out look..  probably has had experienced getting frisked and he can't shake the habit.. :o

well the olde dj gOt off the tractor long enough to post some music..trusting yall are doing fine

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nope won't embed... you will have to click if interested .. the band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jREUrbGGrgM

« Last Edit: June 22, 2013, 02:11:45 AM by scoTTy »

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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2013, 08:04:05 AM »
He most likely wants people to look at him and judge him so he feels justified to put out the delicious "F-U" vibe he probably lives to exude.

So I say: wave and smile at him just to mess with his mind.  It's not like he doesn't know his bars are over his head, or that he's not mentally ready at any second to respond to the criticism he seems to be seeking.

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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2013, 10:11:16 AM »
All of these -








lol!

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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2013, 02:52:40 PM »
I recently rode a bike with mini apes...I didn't care for it as I felt like it wouldn't take much to break it off in a serious steering situation..I see them on bobbers occasionally. Not as much as I use to see back in the 60/70's...Now if we can just get the kids to pull up their pants... ;D
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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2013, 03:28:25 PM »
mini apes...

Always found that term to be an oxymoron

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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2013, 01:28:25 AM »
Funnily enuff,I actually got a hornet up my coatsleve yesterday,stung the hell outa me armpit.Sumbitch got away with it,too.I very coolly pulled over to stop,tho.Proud of that part.Stripping to the waste was probly kinda ugly.

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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2013, 02:04:15 AM »
It isn't worth risking your own ass videotaping shitbirds on the highway.......
Watch out for the guy behind the guy in front of you

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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2013, 03:23:26 AM »
A stock handle bar'd UAM can't barely turn a corner without dragging pegs, I wonder how much of a corner this asshat can take? 2 degrees off straight? Maybe 3 without falling to the weeds.
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میں صرف اپنی موٹر سائیکل پر سوار کرنا چاہتے ہیں

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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2013, 04:25:03 AM »
if you ride with those in summer do you have to wax your armpits?
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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2013, 04:15:51 PM »
if you ride with those in summer do you have to wax your armpits?
Wax as in Handlebar Mustache or wax as in bikini?
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Re: Dangerously Ridiculous
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2013, 09:10:29 PM »
It isn't worth risking your own ass videotaping shitbirds on the highway.......

I agree.  Like I said, I had pulled out my phone when I was stopped at a light when the light turned green.  I honestly wasn't even looking at the phone when I took it.  I just happened to get lucky.

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