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Ice

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JOTD
« on: August 31, 2013, 12:52:17 AM »
Joke Of the Day.

Let it begin.
I can break it better,,,,at night, in the rain, on the trail,, 20 miles from nowhere.

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"TIMEX", the '06 Iron Barrel Military that takes me everywhere I want to go... and some places I shouldn't.

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Re: JOTD
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2013, 03:48:54 AM »
I agree
This bike was stored for 3.5 years.  It had fallen on its side for awhile. I claimed it about a year and a half ago. Thus the low miles and inexperienced owner.
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Ice

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Re: JOTD
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2013, 02:35:27 AM »
He he
I can break it better,,,,at night, in the rain, on the trail,, 20 miles from nowhere.

REA #136

"TIMEX", the '06 Iron Barrel Military that takes me everywhere I want to go... and some places I shouldn't.

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Re: JOTD
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2013, 08:56:55 AM »
 
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at
a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
 
I asked, 'Do you know him?'
 
'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.  I understand he took to drinking right after we
split up 20 years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
 
'My God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
 
 ... And then the fight started.
"A Blast from my Past"
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Ice

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Re: JOTD
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2013, 09:02:13 AM »
ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!
I can break it better,,,,at night, in the rain, on the trail,, 20 miles from nowhere.

REA #136

"TIMEX", the '06 Iron Barrel Military that takes me everywhere I want to go... and some places I shouldn't.

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Re: JOTD
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2013, 09:06:26 AM »
LOL
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2013, 11:25:46 PM »
Here

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Re: JOTD
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2013, 05:48:14 AM »
 ;D
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
 
I bought her a scale.
 
 ... And then the fight started.
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2013, 08:32:11 AM »
Asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday...a Rolex?...Mink coat? She said a divorce. I told her I wasn't planning on spending that much...and the fight started.
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2013, 09:59:23 PM »
Along the same lines, my cousin told me that she traded her husband in on a new car.
This bike was stored for 3.5 years.  It had fallen on its side for awhile. I claimed it about a year and a half ago. Thus the low miles and inexperienced owner.
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2013, 04:14:16 AM »
Several years ago Bill told a friend he got a new car for Hilliary.
"Good trade", his friend said.
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2013, 04:20:06 AM »
A Eskimo, tired of freezing while he was paddling his kayak found the steel lid off of a garbage can.  It gave him an idea so, putting the lid into the bottom of his kayak he tossed in some branches and built a fire in it.

Shoving off into the frigid waters he made it about 50 yards before the vessel burst into flames.  He barely made it back to shore without freezing to death.

The moral of the story?
You can't have your kayak and heat it too. :)
Jim
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2013, 04:51:07 AM »
 ;D
I can break it better,,,,at night, in the rain, on the trail,, 20 miles from nowhere.

REA #136

"TIMEX", the '06 Iron Barrel Military that takes me everywhere I want to go... and some places I shouldn't.

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Re: JOTD
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2013, 04:18:49 PM »
I just have to do this. A fella walks into a local Napa parts store, when the clerk asks if he could help him he Say's "how about a rear view mirror for my 82' Yugo". The clerk thinks for a second and replies "sounds like a fair deal to me". ::) ::) ::).
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2013, 05:21:28 PM »
A blond girl goes for a walk and comes to a river.  She wants to cross over, but doesn't see any bridge.  On the other bank she spies another blond girl, so she calls out; "Yoohoo!  Yoohoo!  How can I get to the other side of the river?"
The other blond replies; "Honey, you're already on the other side."
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