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clamp

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Did you miss me?
« on: August 13, 2009, 12:44:42 AM »
Hey I was banned for spamming, thats why ive been away.

     I was'nt on holiday or anything ive only just got back on this morning.

    Spam spam spam spam, eggs chips beans and spam?

       Got any thing without spam in it?

     Anyway wheres that Scotty bloke?

       PS look at my face , I am not lying, I did not spam Monica Lewinski,  ooops my trousers just fell down.

      I like ole Clinton,  hes always in that most expensive hotel in the world in Dubai, didnt you know?    well you are paying for it!!!!

    Any way nice to be back   SCOTTY where are you?

   
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REpozer

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2009, 12:56:47 AM »
What do you mean banned?
 
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clamp

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2009, 01:10:25 AM »
I was cought in a blanket ban by an entire sweep of ip address originating from Asia.

    For 3 weeks I could not get on the forum .

    "Sorry clamp you are not allowed to use this forum due to spamming"

     I managed to get Kevins e mail oh his web site and finally Rhett.

     I even tried to get LJReads phone number in Tonga.
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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2009, 01:19:48 AM »
Wow !  Sounds like you missed us.

Scotty has been in and out.

Good to have you back.
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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2009, 01:33:10 AM »
Welcome back, Br. Clampo!!! 

P.S. Have you had your Spam lately?  :D
Long live the Bullets and those who ride them!

Keep the shiny side up, the boots on the pegs and best REgards,

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2009, 03:30:57 AM »
Spam and eggs for breakfast is a nice combo,,   However I don't believe it to be Kosher...

Clamp,  I just thought you were out on the boat....  Any ill effects from the recent quakes? or are you too far from the area?
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clamp

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2009, 03:36:41 AM »
Quake ,--what quake, that was Japan was'nt it?

    I was in the tsunami 5 years ago this christmas.
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Ice

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2009, 03:37:53 AM »
Clamp, I didn't know you are the maker of spam.  ;)
Can I order a case of Christmas spam ?
Ham spam ?
How about a spam lamb ? ;)












BTW, Welcome back.  ;D
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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2009, 05:55:34 AM »
Kosher Spam...Garbone, you may be on to something there...

Welcome back, Clamp!.

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2009, 06:13:09 AM »
  Thought you may have been abducted by aliens.  Will.
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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2009, 08:21:21 AM »
Spam is horrible sickly stuff but cheap, thats why I like it.
  Difficult to keep bacon at sea for long so spam in a cam (rhymes) is good to slice off and fry it. Its as close to a bacon sandwich as you can get.

    All English people eat bacon sandwiches and a cup of tea at 10am.

     If you have a plumber at you house he will not plumb without this.
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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2009, 01:11:39 PM »
I thought you and your eye-patched parrot were out looking for pirates with your 12 ga. shotgun.   ::) Welcome back. Do you still like spam now?

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2009, 01:58:11 PM »
Hi Clamp
Wow, I must be a brit
I eat bacon sandwiches and tea.
I did miss you Honey.
You deal out lots of Sh#%
But you can take a punch
Jeri

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2009, 02:16:15 PM »
Oh jeri jeri how are you ? its been terrible not being able to get on and hear your voice !!!   well you know what I mean.

          I had another dream about you again last night ,--well I think it was you,--do you have  brown hair round your ears. it was iether you or Sara Palin.

    Your the only person in the whole world who calls me honey or sugar.

      Why are'nt you at Sturgis this week ? isnt it on in August,-- you see I know what you septics are up to.

    I knew we would have something in common, (the bacon thing)   nothing like a bacon butty and pint mug of tea to cut through the fur on the tongue.

      See ya honey bun.
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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2009, 02:33:03 PM »
Hi
Sturgis? I used to go.
Nowadays full of shiny HD garage queens
Lots of people trailer their bikes in(god help me)
Jeri