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Blue Ridge Wheeltor

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What are your chances...
« on: November 12, 2009, 11:26:38 PM »
of surviving an animal attack?

http://theirtoys.com/Attack/index.php
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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2009, 11:38:20 PM »
I got 100% on everything, but I'm not sure if the fact that my answer about being an expert with a gun was the reason.
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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2009, 11:43:13 PM »
House Cat:    100% Chance
Racoon:    100% Chance
Coyote:    100% Chance
Medium Sized Dog:    100% Chance
Large Dog:    100% Chance
Wolf:   100% Chance
Small Shark:    100% Chance
Large Shark:    100% Chance
Predetory Cat:    100% Chance
Elephant   100% Chance
Lion or Tiger:    100% Chance
Bear:    100% Chance
Alligator:    100% Chance
Gorilla:    100% Chance
Human:   100% Chance

The gun and McGuyver answers I think.

 Elephant?  Sorry, if you don't have a cannon of a rifle your toast...  I guess they figure you can climb a tree, but faster than the thing can snatch you out with its trunk, I think not...
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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2009, 11:44:17 PM »
Did you say Gun, Oh no here we go again
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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2009, 12:55:59 AM »
Wow, what an amazing piece of studliness I am.  ;D



I must retreat to my place of Zen and meditate on this.

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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2009, 01:38:26 AM »
  Oksay that was fun.  But where am I going to encounter some of those?  Guess I'll just have to go out on Safari.  Hey dear hand me down my Weatherby .338 Magnum and two boxes of shells.  Will.
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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2009, 02:06:18 AM »
I'm not worried about lions, elephants, sharks, or alligators. But the last time I tried to give the cat a bath, he tore me to shreds.


I no longer have a cat.




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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2009, 02:27:10 AM »
Yep, expertise with a gun does level the playing field quite well.
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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2009, 03:55:16 AM »
well with a wooden leg I found i was shark bait and then some

jdrouin

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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2009, 04:08:49 AM »
House Cat:    100% Chance
Racoon:    100% Chance
Coyote:    100% Chance
Medium Sized Dog:    100% Chance
Large Dog:    100% Chance
Wolf:   100% Chance
Small Shark:    100% Chance
Large Shark:    97% Chance
Predetory Cat:    100% Chance
Elephant   100% Chance
Lion or Tiger:    97% Chance
Bear:    97% Chance
Alligator:    100% Chance
Gorilla:    90% Chance
Human:   100% Chance


Hmmm. I'm kinda surprised about the large shark, since I not only swam competitively but was a ruthless waterpolo player. I would know exactly what to do with my fingers if a Great White came sniffing around my surfboard.

I'm also surprised that the gorilla was my lowest score. I'm not a great tree climber, but no human is ever going to outclimb a gorilla anyway, so that one shouldn't even count.

I'm not satisfied with the level of granularity on this survey.

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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2009, 11:35:30 PM »
to quote Groucho," last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I'll never know!

   What baffles me the most about this survey is who in the hell has enough time in their lives to put this kind of crap together.
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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2009, 11:47:57 PM »
  Obviously wasn't Steve Irwin. ;D.  Will.
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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2009, 12:02:34 AM »
Very good ,Will!
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Re: What are your chances...
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2009, 12:45:03 AM »
well i got 100%  and they did'nt even ask if in knew enough to stay out of these critters way
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