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Author Topic: some gOOd news from the us guberment  (Read 726 times)

scoTTy

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some gOOd news from the us guberment
« on: January 19, 2010, 04:05:31 AM »
 ;D 
Due to20% of slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be the current financial situation caused by the considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will bereviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers)

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AID (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided
themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. :o ;) ;) :D ;D

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Re: some gOOd news from the us guberment
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 11:54:31 AM »
  Thanks for the explanation Scotty..now I understand what is really going on and will sleep much better.  Will.
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Re: some gOOd news from the us guberment
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 04:17:10 PM »
Funny, seems like deja vous all over again.  ;D

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Re: some gOOd news from the us guberment
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 05:38:24 PM »
 :D :D :D
Long live the Bullets and those who ride them!

Keep the shiny side up, the boots on the pegs and best REgards,

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Rick O'Shea

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Re: some gOOd news from the us guberment
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2010, 07:50:01 PM »
Scotty, You one funny fella. What kinda Enfield you ride?
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scoTTy

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Re: some gOOd news from the us guberment
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2010, 11:58:58 PM »
Black Electra, that I have taken all the side panals off, added the flat sided carb..taken the restrictor out of the tailpipe, put all the electricts into the large tool box I got here..  fun ride

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Re: some gOOd news from the us guberment
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2010, 08:31:22 PM »
sometimes, you stick it to da man....and sometimes da man sticks it to you
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Re: some gOOd news from the us guberment
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2010, 12:06:48 AM »
We gotta talk music; remember " The Twelve Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus"?
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Re: some gOOd news from the us guberment
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2010, 03:32:30 AM »
oh yea.. I remember.. ;D  

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLTSFeWCvjU
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Re: some gOOd news from the us guberment
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2010, 01:02:12 AM »
whaddbout MC5?
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Re: some gOOd news from the us guberment
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2010, 02:59:04 AM »

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Re: some gOOd news from the us guberment
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2010, 03:31:11 AM »
Wow, that was too much. ScoTTy yer my cyber flashback. I think I saw the Mud Puppy in the audience.
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